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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.ππππ€£π
~By Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. π€£π€π
~By Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.π€π€£π€π
~By Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. π€£π€π
~By Mike Tyson
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?π€£π€π
~By George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. πππ€π€£
~By Bill Clinton
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”π€π€π
~By George W. Bush
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” π€£π€π
~By Rudy Giuliani
“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnβt.β The third gave me more children!π€£ππ
~By Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimmingπ€π€
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
~By Shaquille OβNeal
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.π±π°ππ»π€π€£π
~By Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.ππ€π
~By David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.ππ€£
~By Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.π
~By Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.π€π
~By Tommy Lee
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”π
~By Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” π€π€£
~ By Jimmy Kimmel
βFirst there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing!π€£π€π
~By Jay Leno
“The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”π€£π€π
~By Brandon Breezy
Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh …….and to the ladieswith good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!πππ